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TrumpFunk

Scott Simpson

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Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet! Got a megaphone in my hand I’m the biggest-league influence in the land Im the best there’s ever been, my rating-numbers Show my fingers and my brain don’t ever slumber Just me alone on my golden throne Throwing White House shade like a Twitter drone I call em names, then dot, dot, dot I make em wait for my next big thought... Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet! Morning trend: take in a little Fox and Friends It all depends On what they say about the Dems, Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet! Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet! Conspiracy: Is just his starting gear, you see... Intelligence, an over-rated Emphasis... Who knew what I could do One-forty Trumps taps and I can make it come true Then my cabinet crew, they better push it on through Cause anything else we’re gonna call Fake News. When I unleash my massive Twitter storm You can watch the dems and pundits swarm To try and figure out next, what I might say... About the Rocket Man or Covfefe. Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet! Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... TrumpFunk gotta tweet!

Source: ScottSimpsonAllLyrics (2).pdf · pp. 51–53

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A Dream Lyrics
Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet! Got a megaphone in my hand I’m the biggest-league influence in the land Im the best there’s ever been, my rating-numbers Show my fingers and my brain don’t ever slumber Just me alone on my golden throne Throwing White House shade like a Twitter drone I call em names, then dot, dot, dot I make em wait for my next big thought... Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet! Morning trend: take in a little Fox and Friends It all depends On what they say about the Dems, (Intro) Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet! Conspiracy: Is just his starting gear, you see... Intelligence, an over-rated Emphasis... Who knew what I could do One-forty Trumps taps and I can make it come true Then my cabinet crew, they better push it on through Cause anything else we’re gonna call fake news. When I unleash my massive Twitter storm You can watch the dems and pundits swarm To try and figure out next, what I might say... About the Rocket Man or Covfefe. Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet— huh! Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet a little, cheat a little Jump... Trump Funk gotta tweet!

Source: A Dream Lyrics.pdf · pp. track 07

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A. Dream · TrumpfunkListen on Apple Music

Song story & origins

Introduction

In 2018 I was unusually productive musically and unusually frustrated politically. Early that year I released A. Dream (short for “American Dream,” a nod to the inaugural claim that “the American dream is dead”). Late that year I released Gravitate. Between those two records sit three songs that speak directly to Donald J. Trump: one deadly serious (A. Dream) and two satirical (TrumpFunk and The Ballad of Donald).

I knew I’d have to face these sooner or later, and I decided to simply present them and read the words aloud, because the verses can move fast. I don’t want this to become a polemic; I want the lyrics to speak, then move on. Still, the moment matters. As I drafted this, we were at the end of the first wave of public impeachment hearings. I don’t know whether a second wave will come, but I do know this much: when you’re an artist and you’re frustrated or angry, you channel it into the work—music, painting, sculpture, speaking—so it might do someone else some good. That’s true no matter where you stand politically. And if we’re listening to one another, we can receive work we don’t fully agree with, consider it, and be better for the engagement.

For my part, the frustration rose from what I understood to be a pattern: pressure on Ukraine’s new president to open a debunked investigation into a political rival; earlier Mueller findings around collusion and obstruction; decades of documented business controversies and lawsuits; multiple allegations of sexual misconduct. To say “no collusion, no quid pro quo, no bribery” without looking at the full picture felt disingenuous to me. These three songs all predate the impeachment process itself but come from that same disquiet.

One craft note: wherever the “speaker” in a verse is the president himself, I sing it straight. I don’t attempt an impersonation—that would distract from the song.

Why these three sit together

Because they trace one year of work and one argument: satire’s sting (TrumpFunk, Ballad) and a straight-on lament (A. Dream). The larger invitation is the same one I gave myself while the hearings rolled: do the work. Make the thing. Don’t just stew—create. Then listen well to others who are making, even if it’s not your view.

Notes

A funk/rap satire, written to capture the tweet-driven chaos: slogans, nicknames, Fox & Friends feedback loop, and the “storm” that follows. I cut a music video around SNL footage for added bite.

Source: New Music Memoir (1).docx

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